today i met a christian guy who tries to follow the rules of the bible really good and i asked him if he is against gays because of Leviticus 20:13 and he told me no, he doesn’t because of Matthew 7
and he added that he would never judge anybody on their beliefs or way of living because only god can judge the people
this guy man
That would be *actual* Christianity for you.
SO THIS ONE TIME IT WAS NEW YEARS EVE AND MY ASSHOLE OF A DAD WAS DRUNK AND WE MADE A BET. IF I COULD HIT HIM IN THE ASS CHEEK WITH A BLOWGUN DART THAT I WOULD GET $200. SO I AIMED IT (I WAS 12 YEARS OLD) AND I MISJUDGED THE AIM AND IT HIT HIM STRAIGHT IN THE NUTS AND MY BROTHER HANDED ME $500 WHILE MY DAD WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL VIA AMBULANCE.
the first and last dad joke
REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES
1 million notes and i’ll do it
let’s ruin this persons life and reblog
"The gays" I say with a dry monotone voice completely ignoring my own very apparent homosexuality
Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping
This is what the BBC are couching as a ‘boisterous and good natured celebration.”
This is what The Guardian are calling “some young men” who “appear” to be violent.
This is the nasty fucking scar that English attitudes leave on a country and that won’t be properly addressed by the press or any politician in Westminster.
there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them